slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

ludacrisp:

WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO

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hallloween:

me at sleepovers

celtysturlusons:

animes i need to watch

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out
waking up: no
me: eats a snack while making a snack

blueexorcist:

One time I walked in on my mom crying by herself watching Ice Age